Football transfer rumours: Liverpool’s Rickie Lambert to move to West Brom?

Get those celebratory Louis van Gaal Vines ready, folks, because Manchester United are about to do it again. The surest sign yet that Sergio berlin film festival ends canada goose jacket sponsorship amid Ramos is swapping Madrid canada goose coat 1000 bulbs reviews – today’s forecast: sunny 37°C – for Manchester – showers 17°C – has landed. Has Ramos bought a house in Alderley Edge? No. Did he promise his mates a trip to that ersatz Legoland in the Trafford Centre? Not quite. Has he texted David de Gea to say he’s on his way? Not that we know of. It’s more definite than that. His girlfriend is, wait for it … taking English classes. Yep, Pilar Rubio, a Spanish TV presenter, wants to learn another language. Done deal!

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Something has got to give in the ruthless world of transfers, though, and once the wonderful, marvellous, brilliant, exceptional Rubio has added enough adjectives to her lexicon, Jonny Evans will finally be allowed to complete his move along the M62 to Everton.

United may also still scupper Liverpool’s plans of signing Christian Benteke but Tim Sherwood has already eyed up the perfect replacement for Aston Villa’s outgoing Belgium striker: Emmanuel Adebayor, who will no doubt be splashed on the back page of the best place to buy a canada goose jacket tabloids with buying a canada goose jacket online the headline are there any canada canada goose coat 1000 calorie diets goose outlet stores “My Tottenham Hell” within days of pulling on a claret canada goose coat 1000 calorie diet and blue shirt. And to complete a neat circle in this paragraph, Spurs will offer Everton Aaron Lennon – lugubrious facial expression not included – plus some cash for James McCarthy.

Across Stanley Park, Brendan Rodgers is pondering whether it is worth triggering Pedro’s £20.9m release clause at Barcelona because he remains unsure if he needs to replace his star player, Raheem Sterling, who left because he wants to win titles and wear blue. Tony Pulis is best fake canada goose jacket nagging Rodgers to see buy canada goose jacket cheap if he can release Rickie Lambert from his grasp so the striker can lead West Bromwich Albion’s line.

Chelsea have appeared to sign the new Neymar (groan!), Kenedy, from Fluminense after his fellow Brazilian Oscar channelled his inner Jack Sullivan by posting an image on Instagram with the message: “Welcome @keenedy_ this new stage of your life” before the club had a chance to formally announce it. And to the wrong Kenedy.

Yaya Sanogoals might have noticed Arsenal’s star du jour Chuba Akpom has a canny knack for finding the net so is off to Ajax on a season-long loan, while Arsène Wenger is interested in no fewer than half a dozen Borussia Dortmund players. How many will he sign? None. And not because Wenger is unsure of their talents kids, it’s because he is willing to use his entire war chest on luring his compatriot and definite improvement on Olivier Giroud, Karim Benzema, away from the Santiago Bernabéu.